Saturday, September 16, 2006

Roles in Heaven

Got this one from my cousin it was too good to pass.
So here is the roles in heaven, a software vi(er)sion ;)

Brahma

Systems Installation



Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support


Lakshmi

Finance and Accounts consultant



Saraswati

Training and Knowledge Management



Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)


Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation



Narada

Data transfer



Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant


Chitragupta

IDP & Personal Records



Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses


Devas

Mainframe Programmers



Surya

Solaris Administrator



Rakshasas

In house Hackers



Ravan

! ;Internet Explorer WWWF



Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process



Lakshman

Support Software and Backup



Hanuman

Linux/s390



Vaali

MS Windows



Sugreeva

DOS



Jatayu

Firewall



Dronacharya

System Programmer



Vishwamitra

Sr. Manager Projects



Shakuni

Annual appraisal & Promotion


Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)



Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )


Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)


Arjun

Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)



Abhimanyu

Trainee Programmer



Draupadi
Motivation & Team building


Bhima

MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM



Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB


Karna

Contract programmer



Dhrutarashtra

Visual C++



Gandhari

Dreamweaver



100 Kauravas

Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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