Monday, August 21, 2006

Definitions

Here are few definitions that I like ;)
1. SCHOOL/COLLEGE: Place where some pursue learning and others learn 
pursuing.
2. BRAINSTORMING: Group of individuals who can do nothing individually 
and sit to decide that 
nothing can be done together.
3. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one person multiplied by the number 
present.
4. MEETING: Where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody 
disagrees later on.
5. COURTSHIP: The period when the girl comes to know if she can do any 
better.
6. CRIMINAL: Someone who is no different, except being the one to be 
caught.
7. DIAMOND: A woman's idea of a stepping stone to success.
8. ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you 
have never felt before.
9. ECONOMY: Denying us a necessity today in order to buy a luxury 
tomorrow.
10. EGOTIST: A man who tells you those things about himself which you 
intended to tell him about 
yourself.
11. ETC.: A technique to make others believe that you know more than 
you actually do.
12. OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
13. DEMOCRACY: Where politicians shake your hand before elections, and 
your confidence, after.

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